ANYTIME,ANYPLACE,ANYWHERE : Toast

Morning all.I'd like to tell you about when i was a young boy.Musta been three or four months old at the time.I didn't really know what i wanted,and if i did,i wouldn't have been able to tell anybody,'cause all i could do was gurgle.So i sat there in me high-chair,thinking one day,looking at me try and thinking what i'd give for a meal on there.So i started looking round to see what i could have.I was rubbing me eggy soldier in me head,trying to think,and then i looked in the corner and there's a little bread bin with its mouth open,just staring at me,like.And then i looked in and i saw bread.I thought,oh yeah,i'll have (toast),a little piece of (toast)

Well,then i started getting older

i hated this,i hated that

Expensive state was ludicrous

And cafes couldn't cater

For the finer things in life

The upper crust was not for me

I could tell that

So i'd go back home

Switch the kitchen light on

Put the grill on

Slip a slice under

And have (toast)

A little piece of (toast)

'Cause there's so much to choose from

There's brown bread,white bread,

All sorts of wholemeal bread

It comes in funny packages

With writing on the side

But it doesn't matter which one you have

'Cause when you cut the crusts off

Have it with marmalade

Or butter,cheese,tomatoes,beans,banana,

Or chocolate if you're strange

It doesn't really matter.

Oh no,it all goes with (toast)

Just (toast)

Well i go down the supermarket

With me basket in me hand

I'm walking from one counter to another

Trying to find the bread stall

But i can't find it anywhere

And then i bump into a mother

with a baby in a basket

And she says

Oh look,you've started him off again

I come down here for a little bit of peace and quiet

To get some bread to go home to make (toast)

Just (toast),I like (toast)

Yeah but i don't half like (toast)

OK,scrape that toast,boys

Good,that's (toast),yeah,just (toast)

I can't think about it anymore,I've got to go and have some,it's no good

Here listen,i'm getting a bit browned off standing here

Me too,shall we go and have some toast?

Good idea!Why not?OK

I've got the grill on

Got any brown bread?

Yeah,have you got wholemeal bread?Wheatmeal bread?

All sorts of toast,let's go

Iznenadjujući uspeh za Streetband,sa ovom numerom,koja predstavlja satiru na Englesku opsednutost prepečenim hlebom.Originalno,'Toast' je bio na B-strani singla,ali usled mnogo veće medijske eksponiranosti,pesma postaje hit,njihova kompanija (Logo) ubrzo menja strane.Zabavna pesma koja zvuči prilično Bonzo-ovski i najmanje reprezentativna za stvaralaštvo banda u kome je vokal bio Paul Young,buduća velika pop/soul zvezda.