ANYTIME, ANYPLACE, ANYWHERE : Too Drunk To Fuck

 

Went to a party,I danced all night

I drank 16 beers,and i started up a fight

But now i am jaded,you're out of luck

I'm rolling down the stairs,too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck,too drunk to fuck

I'm too drunk,too drunk,too drunk to fuck

I like your stories,i love your gun

Shooting out truck tires,sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room,wish you were dead

You bawl like the baby in Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck,too drunk to fuck

It's all i need right now,too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck,too drunk to fuck

I'm sick soft gooey and cold,too drunk to fuck

I'm about to drop,my head's a mess

The only salvation is,i'll never see you again

You give me head,it makes it worse

Take out your fuckin' retainer,put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to fuck,you're too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck

It's all i need right now,oh baby

I'm melting like an ice cream bar,oh baby

Too drunk to fuck...

   Dead Kennedys oda klonulosti izazvane preteranom upotrebom alkohola može vam zvučati grubo,nepristojno ili bezvezno,ali 'Too Drunk To Fuck' nije samo detinjasti vic o pivskoj omamljenosti.Pesma je himna razuzdanosti,sa vrtlogom lepljivih gitara i ironičnim humorom o propalom oralnom seksu.Najbolje od svega dolazi na kraju - zvuk nekoga ko povraća sopstvenu džigericu,što je uvek bio znak ubistvene žurke.